Introduction

If you have the time, we recommend that you try to play the game without these hints.

SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS ARE SPOILERS! Don't read ahead unless you really want to finish the game without solving all the puzzles.

How to use this hint page?

The document is divided into sections, each of which gives questions and solutions appropriate to that portion of the game. Each question is followed by one or more hints, "hidden" within a colored box. When you are certain you wish to see a hint, "select" the colored area with the mouse by dragging over it. Here's a sample:

You call this a sample question?

Hint 1: Yup.
Hint 2: With two answers, even!

You should be able to see the "invisible" text under questions by selecting the area with a mouse. If not, the hints are probably already visible. In an emergency, "view source".

Don't assume the questions are all meaningful. Some of them are red herrings, to keep the questions themselves from revealing too much.

Report bugs to bugs@flavorplex.com.

General hints:

Examine everything!

To avoid carpal tunnel, make sure your hands and arms are at a comfortable angle.

How do I verb the noun?

Hint 1: You don't need to verb the noun to win this game.
Hint 2: Verbing weirds language. - Calvin

Eva is hauntingly familiar.

Hint 1: You played Grim Fandango.
Hint 2: You also played Janitor.

How do I get the bird?

Hint 1: Cut someone off on the freeway.
Hint 2: Of course, you'll need to get the car running again first.

Who would win in a fight, Daffy Duck or Donald Duck?

Hint 1: Note that one is a black duck and one is a white duck.
Hint 2: Note also that neither is in this game.

She won't kiss me!

Hint 1: She's neither a treasure nor an object.

This is too hard!

Hint 1: Perhaps you'd prefer it if you could just type WIN, and be done with it?